Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The main event: A loser-leaves-school match


The scene: Aberdeen High School, in the heart of Monroe County, Mississippi. That's Mississippi State signee Jamerson Love entering the squared circle to take on algebra teacher Mr. Johnson. Let's go straight to the ring for the action:


Impressive debut for the youngster, though it seems to confirm this scouting report: "When forced to make a play in run support, he sometimes needs help and resorts to slinging a player down rather than form tackling."

Mr. Johnson, meanwhile, was reportedly fired for his part in the match.

We're thinking this up-and-comer needs a name for that finishing move -- the Tough Love, maybe, or the Love Knot. But right now the smart money's on ...

π r squash

or ...

the nth degree

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