Checked in on StubHub just to see what the going rate was for Saturday night ducats. They range from $300 for a spot in the corner of the end zone to $6,000 for the rarefied air of the Ivory Club. Or you could just go to eBay and spend 9 bucks on 2 ticket stubs from 1997. (And you get a picture of the band to boot!)
-- RTR
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I can imagine the conversation...
'BAMA FAN: Honey, got a bonus at work today!
MRS. 'BAMA FAN: Great! What we gonna do with it?
'BAMA FAN: We can get 3 tickets to the LSU game.
MRS. 'BAMA FAN: Why only 3? There are 4 of us.
'BAMA FAN: Well, they're gettin' sorta picky about shoes at the stadium. Ya walk in there with a youngin that ain't got no shoes, they commence to fussin' at ya and makin' fun of ya and stuff.
MRS. 'BAMA FAN: Which of the 2 kids doesn't get to go?
'BAMA FAN: I don't think Peggy Sue cares about football none, so let's have her spend the weekend with your Mama. We'll take Jimmy-Joe-Bill-Bob and get him some shoes on the way to the game.
MRS. 'BAMA FAN: OK, it's settled. How early do we have to get there to see Bear come out of the tunnel?
'BAMA FAN: Honey, we done been through this. Bear's gone.
MRS. 'BAMA FAN: Oh, that's right, you did tell me that.
I do not really care for Bama, but the above dialogue is the dumbest post I have ever read. Geez, go back to Jersey.
Sorry, 7:21, I'm from Ohio. And I'm an Auburn guy. Just having a little fun at 'Bama's expense. Relax.
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