Poor Pat. He and some others can't seem to grasp that the NCAA president has said, on three separate recent occasions,
that Auburn did nothing wrong. I'm thinking that an NCAA president probably isn't going to be that declarative if he had a hint of something coming that might cost Auburn a title. It's over.
This is the first dam of the Great Sour Grapes River breaking through to flood the entire country. 99% of the mainstream media heads have been openly rooting for Oregon since December 5, completely unable to accept that it is really possible for a man to go underground and deal with the mob without his son knowing about it. Peter makes an excellent point about the NCAA prez as well. Auburn won, they won the crystal ball, and the haters can continue to hate until their ulcers burst forth and their stomach lining hangs outside their skin. WAR EAGLE!
Favorite player: Johnny Musso . . . The Italian Stallion -- Sylvester Stallone is a plagiarist -- played more often in torn garb than the Incredible Hulk. (Musso was also a better blocker.)
Possibly disturbing fact: Trash-talked the infant son of Auburn friends after the kid projectile vomited in my living room the instant after an Alabama touchdown.
R. Trentham Roberts
Allegiance: The Magnolia State, from Iuka to Picayune. (MSU grad, technically.)
Favorite player: Sweetness.
Possibly disturbing fact: Have an original 45 of “The Ballad of Archie Who” on the wall at home, right by the “Drink Barq’s – It’s Good” sign.
Courtney St. Onge
Allegiance: Auburn
Favorite player: Bo
Possibly disturbing fact: Had picture taken with Terry Bowden at a meet-and-greet following his undefeated season. Just for fun, I mailed it to him later, autographed by my uncle and me. Who knew he would actually need the "Good luck in your endeavors!"?
Other fact: It was my infant son that Michael Gordon trash-talked. Just so you know.
Peter St. Onge
Allegiance: Auburn
Favorite player: Destiny Stahl. (What? On the field? Cadillac Williams.)
Possibly disturbing fact: Once thought it would be funny to teach my toddler to say "Roll Tide!" We practiced covertly. Then, one day, my wife the Auburn grad walked in. "Roll Tide!" my son said, perfectly. Turned out to be more funny in the conceptual stage.
Tommy Tomlinson
Allegiance: Georgia
Favorite player: The immortal Herschel Walker, who, by the way, is immortal
Possibly disturbing fact: Slept in car one Georgia-Florida weekend after last-minute decision to go to game. Sneaked into Jacksonville University dorms for showers. Thanks for lax security, Jax!
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Boo. Hoo.
Poor Pat. He and some others can't seem to grasp that the NCAA president has said, on three separate recent occasions,
that Auburn did nothing wrong. I'm thinking that an NCAA president probably isn't going to be that declarative if he had a hint of something coming that might cost Auburn a title. It's over.
This is the first dam of the Great Sour Grapes River breaking through to flood the entire country. 99% of the mainstream media heads have been openly rooting for Oregon since December 5, completely unable to accept that it is really possible for a man to go underground and deal with the mob without his son knowing about it. Peter makes an excellent point about the NCAA prez as well. Auburn won, they won the crystal ball, and the haters can continue to hate until their ulcers burst forth and their stomach lining hangs outside their skin. WAR EAGLE!
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