We'll go to our death bed regretting this blatant exploitation of some famous SEC phrases. But we're cheap, visceral, obvious and lowdown, and in honor of Lane Kiffin, what the heck?
Run, Laney, run! Apologies to Larry Munson.
It's meltdown time in Tennessee! Apologies to John Ward.
Bottom! Ward again.
He stomped their face with a hob-nailed boot and crushed their nose! Munson again.
Hotty Toddy, God Almighty, where in the hell is he? Apolog . . . naw, Ole Miss, it's a stupid cheer.
"He had some nerve, and his name is mud, and there never was an ass like the Tennessee Stud . . . " Doc Watson deserves better.
Rocky Top, you'll always be, a pit stop for me . . . so long, Rocky Top, see you at USC, see you at USC."
Pile on . . . I mean add your own.