Classy. There are reports there could be half a million people dead down there (in Hades?) and this woman wants to send them t-shirts now? Way to trivialize the whole disaster by sending them tacky castoff orange crapwear. There can't be 2 media stories any further apart in the grand scheme of life than idiotic UT fans and coaches, and the earthquake. What a freaking culture we live in.
UNC-CH fans understand they don't just pull for the basketball team, it isn't a sport but a way of life that non-UNC-CH fans just don't get. That's OK, it's always lonely at the top, we will just continue to step over the yapping little dogs that are the rest of you. We are no more defined in total by winning it all last year than we are by this year. The tradition of excellence in all things UNC-CH, sports, academics, quality of life, exceeds all other choices. Before us, you are all just slugs in the sun.
Of all things excellent at Chapel Hill, reading comprehension apparently isn't one of them.
Come back when you can understand this sentence: An SEC football blog focuses on SEC football. Take your time. Learn it well. We'll be here when you've caught up.
Favorite player: Johnny Musso . . . The Italian Stallion -- Sylvester Stallone is a plagiarist -- played more often in torn garb than the Incredible Hulk. (Musso was also a better blocker.)
Possibly disturbing fact: Trash-talked the infant son of Auburn friends after the kid projectile vomited in my living room the instant after an Alabama touchdown.
R. Trentham Roberts
Allegiance: The Magnolia State, from Iuka to Picayune. (MSU grad, technically.)
Favorite player: Sweetness.
Possibly disturbing fact: Have an original 45 of “The Ballad of Archie Who” on the wall at home, right by the “Drink Barq’s – It’s Good” sign.
Courtney St. Onge
Allegiance: Auburn
Favorite player: Bo
Possibly disturbing fact: Had picture taken with Terry Bowden at a meet-and-greet following his undefeated season. Just for fun, I mailed it to him later, autographed by my uncle and me. Who knew he would actually need the "Good luck in your endeavors!"?
Other fact: It was my infant son that Michael Gordon trash-talked. Just so you know.
Peter St. Onge
Allegiance: Auburn
Favorite player: Destiny Stahl. (What? On the field? Cadillac Williams.)
Possibly disturbing fact: Once thought it would be funny to teach my toddler to say "Roll Tide!" We practiced covertly. Then, one day, my wife the Auburn grad walked in. "Roll Tide!" my son said, perfectly. Turned out to be more funny in the conceptual stage.
Tommy Tomlinson
Allegiance: Georgia
Favorite player: The immortal Herschel Walker, who, by the way, is immortal
Possibly disturbing fact: Slept in car one Georgia-Florida weekend after last-minute decision to go to game. Sneaked into Jacksonville University dorms for showers. Thanks for lax security, Jax!
7 comments:
I'm pretty sure she meant to say Haiti and not Hades
I wonder if Zeus or Cronos will actually where the Hats when they arrives in Hades?
What an awesome idea!!!!!!!!!! If I had any I would send them!
Wow. The "little children in Hades". Sounds pretty evil.
Classy. There are reports there could be half a million people dead down there (in Hades?) and this woman wants to send them t-shirts now? Way to trivialize the whole disaster by sending them tacky castoff orange crapwear. There can't be 2 media stories any further apart in the grand scheme of life than idiotic UT fans and coaches, and the earthquake. What a freaking culture we live in.
This sums it all up:
UNC-CH fans understand they don't just pull for the basketball team, it isn't a sport but a way of life that non-UNC-CH fans just don't get. That's OK, it's always lonely at the top, we will just continue to step over the yapping little dogs that are the rest of you. We are no more defined in total by winning it all last year than we are by this year. The tradition of excellence in all things UNC-CH, sports, academics, quality of life, exceeds all other choices. Before us, you are all just slugs in the sun.
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To: Anon 11:04
From: Slugs in the sun
Of all things excellent at Chapel Hill, reading comprehension apparently isn't one of them.
Come back when you can understand this sentence: An SEC football blog focuses on SEC football. Take your time. Learn it well. We'll be here when you've caught up.
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