Tuesday, August 30, 2011

I don't care if it is Kurtis Blow, turn it down


As a public service, we looked over the Cowboys Stadium guide for those area LSU fans who might be making the trip to Arlington for the Oregon game. And we quote:


Hand-held radios for personal use are allowed in the stadium as long as they are not larger than 12" x 12" x 12" and do not distract from the enjoyment of other guests. The use of headphones is required.

So much for that "Straight Outta Compton" party in the mezzanine.

Speaking of stadium guides, we like LSU's because it's written with the college football fan in mind -- it has pictures. So the next time you're off to Death Valley, remember, NO alcoholic beverages allowed inside: you'll have to leave your Pilsner glass at the gate. -- RTR





1 comments:

J said...

Oh, the joke possibilities are endless. Most will revolve around the theme that if you need pictures in place of those simple words, your elementary and secondary education can be seriously called into question. Even the dumb Bammers and Barners know how to read.